We often buy “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” despite its awful name and soul-withering chemical composition. Even the product’s faux-entertaining site refers to it as a “nutritious blend of oils.”… In fact, we just bought the “light” version of it, which is therefore some sort of simulacrum of the original.
There’s some great naming suggestions in the comments.
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Um…does this post contain some nutritious blend of hyperlinks that I can’t see?
Oh, the link! Right. Heh. It would probably help if I put that in…
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