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Dave Barry on college:

After you’ve been in college for a year or so, you’re supposed to choose a major, which is the subject you intend to memorize and forget the most things about. Here is a very important piece of advice: Be sure to choose a major that does not involve Known Facts and Right Answers. This means you must *not* major in mathematics, physics, biology, or chemistry, because these subjects involve actual facts.

2 Comments

  1. Jen wrote:

    Which would be why Chevy Chase dropped out of the place where Dave Barry went to college.

    Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 11:53pm | Permalink
  2. Man, whatever happened to him?

    Friday, July 4, 2008 at 5:18pm | Permalink

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